You can see the full list of entries for the Ugly Couch contest with Klassens Furniture at the Contests section, but I wanted to feature a few of what I would call the "uglier" entries. Here's Matthew and Mary's Entry:
Feast your senses on this exquisite sofa crafted in the flamboyant French Provincial style. Elegantly upholstered in the finesdt quality imitation silk, it is in superb showroom condition. It has fabric which glitters with elegance and poise, as well as the gorgeous polish found on the delicately hand-carved lavish woodwork accents. She is truly a ravishing jewel among sofas. One word to summarize her is "sublime".